Archive for February, 2006
February 27, 2006 @ 9:12 am
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This week on eBay, the thing to do is bash all those crazy "Hot Girlfriend" auctions and the stupid get rich quick schemes that clutter up the pulse. So this guy is selling a roll of toilet paper in hoped of cleaning up the pulse…. sorry, but it is not my pun!
Scary thing is that it is working. Why when you get to an auction you don't want to buy but find mildly funny do you feel the compulsion to join the rest of the mindless masses and click on the watch button? |
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Selling Price: $10.50
8 bids
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February 27, 2006 @ 9:10 am
· Filed under Cars
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Who does not love needless destruction? At least once a month, Dunce goes out to a scrap yard and kicks a car real hard. It just removes all the stress from that months list of car problems. I have to admit though, never really demolished any cars. But, now is your chance to be part of a real car demolition. You have to buy some advertising smace, and then you can feel like you helped destroy this car. Trust me, it super theraputic. |
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Selling Price: \$50.00
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February 27, 2006 @ 9:02 am
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Dunce has posted these type of auctions before. If you have missed it, what they consist of is some reasonably attractive woman with large breasts showing some skin on a few pictures in her auction and then promising to wear a t-shirt with your logo on her chest…. I know, it's really exciting to have you logo on a some gilrs' chest. Hey it works for Hooters, right?
So why post this auction again and bore you all with repetitive clevage auctions. Well, we could all do with a little more clevage in our lives, right?
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February 27, 2006 @ 8:53 am
· Filed under Body Art
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Some people call it digital manipulation, others call it "PhotoChoping". But either way Dunce would rate this guy's art as average. He calls it "bang out" art. But really it is just taking your head from one picture and putting on someone famous or someone cool from anouther picture. If you take a look at his auction, you can tell he is trying… but untill I have to do a double take to figure out it has been modified I am not impressed! |
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Selling Price: $0.15
2 bids
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February 25, 2006 @ 4:10 pm
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This lady made a pretty nice bet with her husband. He got to name the item and the conditions by which that item can be sold. He was pretty strict with what he let her get away with. But if she wins the bet, then he has to take her on a vacation of her choosing.
So the conditions: She has to sell it for at least a certain amount, but she can't tell us what that amount is. She has to describe the thing in 25 words or less. Also, she can't spend money on any auction features through eBay and she can't put a "watch this item" link in the auction. |
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Selling Price: $31.00
23 bids
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