Archive for January, 2006
January 31, 2006 @ 1:10 pm
· Filed under Celebrity Tokens
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Ponce De Leon claimed to have found the fountain of youth. This man claims that he has water from that fountain. Maybe he does, maybe he does not. All I know is that if I had that bottle, I would not chug it all at once. Over doing it with fountain of youth water could have some really nasty side effects. You could end up growing way way younger… who wants to go through puberty again? |
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January 31, 2006 @ 1:06 pm
· Filed under Random
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Since the dawn of time man has been searching for the best way to smash a can. Some men have created mechanical apparatuses to aid them in this pursuit. Other men simply get very very drunk and then use their forehead! This man has taken can smashing to a whole new level. He has pretty much invented a new sport. Lets call it Extreme Can Smashing. There is a pretty funny video clip at the bottom of the auction, check it out! |
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January 31, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
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Dunce has heard of athletes who wear the socks backwards, who never wash their jock strap, and who dance around three times in a circle while singing Mary Had a Little Lamb all to help them win a game. I have also heard of many fans who also have similar rituals to help their team win the game. As if somehow, your crazy ritual will propagate through the TV onto the field and help them win… no buying it. But in the spirit of that great tradition, Dunce presents to you: The superbowl winner predicting hot dog. |
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January 31, 2006 @ 12:57 pm
· Filed under Random
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This auction is for a quarter. You would find that out if you read the first 7 lines of the description. After those first 7 lines, though, the author digresses into incoherent babble that is completely unintelligible. There is no logic or thought what so ever to what she wrote. I have to say though, it appears to be working. People are paying way over $1 for her quarter. That is just not right! |
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January 30, 2006 @ 10:30 am
· Filed under Toast
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This auction might be an ad for Burger King in disguise. However, I seriously doubt that a company like burger king would pay an advertising agency any money to come up with such a poor excuse for a Jesus Icon. I mean, this chicken fry has a little bump on the top that sort of looks like a nose. Thats all it has though, no hair, no eyes… it looks more like a clown than Jesus. On the other hand, if the rest of the world sees something that I don't, then Burger King could legitimately claim a mandate by God. |
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