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Sexy Dance

Wow, could this guy try any harder to not look sexy for this photo? This auction is like a guy who is trying to sell you a toy. And he walks up to you and says "Hey, let me offer you a chance to buy this really neat toy." Then that person proceeds to put a toy in front of you and smash it with a hammer, "So, how many do you want?"
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Selling Price: $69.00
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Santa is not real?

Well, as a little Jewish boy, Papa Dunce and Mama Dunce were all to happy to inform me that Santa was not real. They also said that even if he was real, he would not be coming to my house because I was Jewish and little Jewish boys just get a stupid bag of chocolate wrapped in gold foil! But, I think it would be real weird for some little Christian boy have his "celli blowin' up" with some random guy, "Jimmy, SANTA IS NOT REAL! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
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Prison = Free TV

To all you people out there who claim that prisoners are treated way to well, free cable and all.. check out this auction. It's a prison issue television, and it's only 10″ diaganol. That isnt a privalige, its torcher. Do you know how hard it is to see Janet Jackson's nipple during the Halftime show, on a 10″ TV? I suppose the better question is, how did this ex-con manage to smuggle the TV out when he was released?
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Selling Price: $150.00
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400 Free Satalite TV Channels

Besides being horribly illegal, this auction is also complete bull! The claim is that by inserting a certain CD into your computer you will have "instant" access too over 400 channels of satellite television, no additional hardware required. No antenna, no cable card… NO SATELLITE TV. It's that simple
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Selling Price: $49.95
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Iraqi Dinar

Here is the logic this seller is using: The dinar is worth 30 cents on the dollar right now. It might be worth as much as 3.22 dinars per dollar in the future. Why might it be worth that much? Because it used to be worth that much. Hey, it could happen! So anyway, buy this bill from him, because it might be worth more later!
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