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Jack-O In the box

Finally, we got Jack-o out of the box. Now, if only we can get him out of the closet. Take a look at this auction, notice the picture of Macaulay Culkin on the side of the box… priceless!
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Selling Price: $56.00
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F*&^ You, said the Potato chip

Dunce is getting real tired of people trying to see things in food that is not there. It is one thing to lay on a hill side with your buddy and try to point out the lude scenes that the clouds make, but this is just getting rediculous! There is no middle finger here.
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Selling Price: $0.99
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Drunken Clown, Must Sell

The exact title is:

"DRUNK CLOWN-MUST SELL DUE TO MY FEAR OF DRUNK CLOWNS.
CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL KILL ME"

That pretty much explains it all too! Don't you love it when your dying aunt leaves your her collection of strange things that you would never in a million years want?

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Selling Price: $2.01
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Man For Rent

Otherwise know as man whore for rent. That's right folks, the newest and hottest trend on eBay is to use it as a virtual Pimp. The best thing about the eBay pimp: No crazy outfits and they only take about 10%! What a deal!
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Become a Millionare Fast

The first thing that this seller says is that she is putting this auction up so that she can help pay for college. The next thing she says is that she knows the secret to becoming a millionaire in just a few months. So if she knows how to become a millionaire, why does she need you to buy from her on eBay? It's a mystery.
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