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Dog Sized Kidney Stones

Hrm, Dunce heard rumors that William Shatner was going to be selling his kidney stones on eBay. Not exactly the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia! I really have no idea what you would do with these kidney stones from a dog, other than wonder at their size and feel very bad for that dog.
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Selling Price: $6.50
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Girlfriend Mega Collection

I knew it! When girls get together and have a slumber party, they all get horny and strip down to their very sexy underwear and start posing for hot pictures! The only question that remains for me: "What do women really do when they go to the bathroom together?"
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Selling Price: \$24.99

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Get into heaven Free

"What are you doing God? Open those gates damit… I have this coupon!", Yea, that will work! God will definitely honor the piece of paper you bought from someone on eBay. It could make a pretty nice picture on your wall, if you were, say, a lawyer and trying to convince your clients you were not the spawn of satin!
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Crush Any Slot

Here is a little holiday present from Dunce to you: The only way you are going to figure out how to "beat" the slots is if you buy an 8 lb sledge hammer. Then maybe you will have a chance at getting some money out of them! Otherwise, save your money.
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Selling Price: \$7.97

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Let me be your heir

Why would any one agree to this? If you had no one else to leave your money too, and you had not debt… assuming you have anything left after the government gets their part of a pie, why not just donate it to a charity. How is giving it to some random person on eBay at all logical.
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