Dumb Auctions
New: Auctions submission page! tell The Dunce about your auction.

Archive for November, 2005



KANYE WEST Bobble Head

The bobble head fad is continuing. At a time when the President of the United States, George W. Bush's approval rating is falling faster than a drunken man on roller skates, this rapper has been immortalized in a talking bobble head doll because of his criticism of the President. Just think, without eBay, the world would have had to exist without this wonderful creation.
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $0.99
0 bids

Comments

Evil Mystery Box

Everybody whom this seller has thought about sending this box too has died or has been in a bad accident. So, as you can imagine, he is hot to get rid of it! However, one must ask the question, "Who would willingly bring this evil box and its effects down on themselves?" That person would definitely be crazy. Well, guess what! Dunce has just learned that nut houses are allowing their patients eBay time… so this seller has a solid audience!
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $20.50
17 bids

Comments

FV432 Armored Personnel Carrier

This auction has got to be the coolest auction ever! How do you get your hands on an armored personnel carrier? More importantly, whom is this guy married to that let him have an armored personel carrier? and Finally, who would buy an armored personel carrier on eBay? So, enough said!
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $15099.00
7 bids

Comments

Jesus signed his hat

It's true… you can see it in the picture. Right there in plain sharpie, Jesus's signature. My question is, where did Jesus get a sharpie? Imagine that moment…"Dunce, this is God. I need to borrow that sharpie on your desk. No, No, I would like the black one not the red one, please." I don't know what would be more miraculous, hearing god or seeing his hand reaching for your sharpie!
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $24.00
21 bids

Comments

Nothing

When your kid comes home and you ask him, "What did you do at school today son?" The answer that you always get is, "Nothing." Isn't it so gratifying when you hear that from your dear child. The answer is so fulfilling, so complete… so useless. Wouldn't you love to pay money for that feeling? Now you can! Yay for NOTHING!
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has been removed from eBay

Comments

« · Previous Dumb Auctions »