Archive for November, 2005
November 28, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
· Filed under Toast
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Sometimes cheetos just have to let of a little steam. It's a hard life, being a cheeto. First you get deep fried in some crazy factory. Then you get shoved into this tinfoil bag which, I'm sure, probably feels like a sauna. Finally some annoying 10 year old opens your sauna, and lets in some fresh air. Just when you thought htings were looking up, the damned kid tries to eat you. So Dunce just does not blame this cheeto for flipping off the world! |
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November 28, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
· Filed under Random
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Pst, hey you. Yeah, you… come here. I got these watches, you want one? Of course they are real. No? OK, how about these nice sunglasses. They are the real thing, I promise. Only $4… still NO? Fool, what is wrong with you? Don't you know a good deal when you see one. OK, I know you are going to like this one. Wait, come back… It will make you a millionaire. What do you mean you're not interested? It will make you a millionaire extremely fast! Yeah… I thought that would get your attention…
All Dunce can say is this… scamers don't try the same scam over and over unless they are making money on it. So then logic would conclude that, despite the idiocy (or total and utter desperation beyond anything imaginable by the average human brain) that these buyers would have to posses to buy this crap, the sellers must be moving product or these scams would drop off… You think our biggest problem is Social Security? No it's that we have a country full of people who would buy this stuff!
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November 28, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
· Filed under Body Art
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Dear Santa, Please for Christmas this year I would like you to neuter my dog. I got her from the pound last year, and she has gotten so very horny over the last few months… she just runs around humping everyone and everything in site, and I can't stop her! I don't have the money to pay for the neutering, so if you could help me out by convincing someone to buy the t-shirt that I put on eBay that would be great. Thanks very much… |
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November 27, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
· Filed under Celebrity Tokens, Mystery
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Nostradamus would be so proud. When a normal person can't sleep, they watch TV or read a book. However, this guy, when he can't sleep, has prophetic visions of deaths of famous people. How wonderfully conveniently for him! But it gets better, because he will sell you his prophesies in an envelope. But, here is the catch: you can not open the envelope until January 31st 2005. That's right, you will have to wait for time to loop around in a circle and come back to 2005 before you can find out who will die in 2005. Some prophet. |
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November 27, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
· Filed under Random
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So, you want a new Xbox 360? Dunce does… but I am not so rabid with excitement that I would pay upwards of $4000 bucks for one. But, no matter how insane this may seem, it is not even in the same galaxy as the stupidity of a group of frenzied gamers who bid hundreds of dollars for an Xbox 360 box. JUST THE BOX… Wow! |
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