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For all you farmers who have been dreaming of a new herd, there is hope. In this modern world, genetic engineering has resulted in cows that grow from seeds. You just pop them into the ground, and pour some milk on them. Wait 35 seconds, and BAM, instant cows! Science is so cool |
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Listen guys, if you are to lazy to pick her up and hold her yourself then you don't deserve to be having sex. But, on the plus side. If you happen to want a sex swing, you won't have to suffer the embarasment of going to the store and picking one up yourself. Isn't eBay great? |
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This auction has something for everyone. Ladies, if you would like to give your man back his balls, here is your chance. Guys, if your lady has you by the balls, then why not make her life easier and get here a necklace to hold them on… um, yeah. This is not totally disgusting or anything. |
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Ah yes, with a slew of truly deserving causes out there, it is so refreshing to see some good old fashioned drunken begging. So please if you have some money to spare, buy the other half of this girl's picture. She even promises to add you to her lesbian mailing list… hello, my name is (insert seller name here) and I'm an alcoholic. |
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I see an angel, I also see a bird. It kind of looks like a kite too! But what is it? It is a cloud! That's right, a cloud. Just like the ones you see outside your window right now. Do you want a picture of a cloud? Go outside and snap one with that camera phone that you love so much. |
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