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Ah yes, the Philippines. That booming economic center so thirsty for random business that any exposure down there is sure to net you instant millions. Well, perhaps not… but Dunce is sure of one thing. This guy is going to put your business card in a book with 1000 other cards. But yours will be real noticeable anyway
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A pine needle

I just do not understand why anyone would buy a pine needle on eBay! Well, that's not true. I do understand why… people pay for it because nLrebel is selling it. So because he has a certain measure of recognition on eBay. Now let me just ask one question? Just because nLrebel is known for selling strange things on eBay, why should you continue to buy strange things from him on eBay?
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Selling Price: $61.00
28 bids

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Mystery Camera

Have you bought any of the auctions on eBay where you get pictures of attractive women? Well here is your chance to sell some of your own pictures. Well, not your own pictures. These are pictures stored on a digital camera. The pictures were taken at a party, and the seller promises that they pictures are of "hot babes"… good luck AC
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Selling Price: $28.45
12 bids

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The first person wins $50

Read the question, buy the question. Get the right answer, and you win $50 . Sounds simple, right? Well, there is a catch. You have to be the first person to get the question right! Since the seller has 20 listed, it's simple to deduce that he gets $100 if all of them sell. So you have to guess if you think your the first buyer or not. You wont know until he doesn't send you your $50.
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Selling Price: \$5.00

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Kick the $&*# out of me

Not many people think that selling their body's is a very ethical thing to do. But this guy has taken that to a whole new level. He is not promising to have sex with you, he is promising to get the daylights beaten out of him by a woman. He won't even fight back. Bet yet, you can tape it if you like. You own the rights to the tape. You can even turn the beating into an event. Throw a real big bash… sorry about the pun.
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