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Chinese Take Out

Do you ever get tired of these mystery auctions? NO, they are better than crack! They are better than sex… ok, not better than sex. But buying boxes full of money and other items that you have no idea about the value of is just so much fun. You get the box and opening it is like Christmas… so exciting! (Typing does not portray this well, but did you catch the sarcasm?)
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What do they put in those fry’s

Supersize Me is a pretty scary documentary. What is even more scary is that nLrebel is trying to repeat the French fry experiment. He is going to test to see what McDonald's French Fries look like after being left out for XXX days. The trick is that this is traveling. You are supposed to buy, photograph the fries at their current age, then re-list. Dunce thinks its a gross thing to bid on. I don't want month old fries!
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Selling Price: $81.00
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Sexy Video

eBay does not allow you to sell porn on their site. So that must be why this seller claims her video is not porn. Otherwise the description of "It is me dressing in sexy outfits, being cute and sexy and silly, with a great ending!!" would definitely imply porn. I am glad that she clarified it for me though. It's not porn, it's soft core porn! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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Selling Price: $24.99
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Become a Millionare Fast

This auction makes the grade as a truly stupid auction. It breaks all the cardinal rules! First the picture of the woman with gigantic breasts has nothing to do with the auction (so every guy will still click, no women will though!) Also, it claims that you can become a millionaire in 10 mins. That is not even possible for Bill Gates! Third… he is claiming there is a glitch in the world banking system that makes all this possible… not possible. Enough said!
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Selling Price: \$29.95

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Old Car, still cool

Dunce is a sucker for a pretty lady… especially when that lady is a car! This is a nice old Metropolitan. If you don't know what that is then you don't count! Ok, just kidding. But even though its a 57, it probably still gets batter gas millage than your SUV. Especially if your a sucker that bought an H2!
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