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Toilet Paper

I have said it so many times, but I always tend to be wrong. You would think that sellers should come up with something at least mildly worth buying if you are going to beg people to put it on the pulse. Dunce just does not get it… People seem to be saying that the more worthless the item, the more they would pay for it. And people wonder why its so hard to save money!
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Golden Malice

All the guys out there can sympathize with this guy. We all had sisters who had these annoying baby dolls that just would not shut up! I would probably just have destroyed this thing rather than shove its torment onto someone else. But if you really want to pay this guy to send you misery… go for it!
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Selling Price: $25.00
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New Friends

Would you like to have a new freind? You can buy one. This is no joke… were not talking about buying a penpal here, you will get a real imaginary freind! Haven't you always wished that your childhood imaginary friend would come back. Well, now his distant cousing can be yours for a small fee… and you get to help out a child too! Its a win win
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Selling Price: $3.25
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Bum a smoke

When you are going to ask for money, it behooves you to make up some story that is better than, "I need money for cigarettes." Otherwise people just think you are an ass. There are tons of people out there who can't afford food and shelter, and you want money for a smoke?
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Erotic Bread

Seller, get your mind out of the gutter. When I look at this bread I see bread. I am sorry if you see a breast… OK, I admit it. I see a breast too! This auction just goes to show you: Men like boobs, no matter what form they come in! I have to say though, for the price of this breast bread, you could have gone into NYC and rented yourself a nice pair of real breasts for an hour or so!
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Selling Price: $40.99
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