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Burn in Hell

Did you know there was a Hell, Michigan. Now you can take advantage of the existance of Hell on earth to mail one of it's residents something you would like burned. Then you will be able to have whatever you want burn in Hell. No siblings, and no arch enemies please!
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Selling Price: \$9.99

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Unassembled Sand Castle

Wow, Dunce has been looking for one of these for my little Dunce for Chrismass! This is grade A Santa Cruz sand, not your garden variety sand from the local Hardware store. I wonder if the 1.5 lb bag of sand will come with directions or not… I hope so though, because I am tired of seeing little Dunce building JFK airport out of sand, it's time for a change.
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Selling Price: $4.99
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Make your own diploma

Its true, any shmuck with a printer, some nice paper and an embossing stamp (all available at your local Office Max) can make their own realistic deploma. So why does anyone bother to go to school at all? It's not like anyone would expect you to know anything related to your diploma…
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Jesus Tire

Um, I don't see Jesus here at all. Perhaps Dunce is not open minded enough, but I just don't see it. I am getting tired of people trying to make money off of the son of God. That is the job of the Church! What are the Churches going to do now that people are buying their God elsewhere?
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Selling Price: $99.99
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Flipin the bird

Besides the vulgarity, this is your standard run of the mill mystery auction. The seller promises to add cash and gifts each time there is a new bid. How does the seller make any money though? I just don't get it.
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Selling Price: $20.50
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