Archive for September, 2005
September 28, 2005 @ 8:26 am
· Filed under Toast
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Sellers are getting more lazy. This one won’t even take the effort to find the cheetos shaped like people or God. Instead, he will just sell you the bag and let you find the shapes. Dunce has proposed a bill in the Senate that would establish a mental status of "e-tarted" for people who bid on this type of auction. |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: $11.50 10 bids
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September 28, 2005 @ 8:21 am
· Filed under Mystery
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What do most guys keep in their back pocket? Wallet, condom, thermo-nuclear weapons… the possibilities are endless. Dunce has some very interesting things in his pocket… a sheep, an plane, tennis racket. Of course, it could just be some pocket lint, or an old receipt. It's your gamble to take. |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: $207.65 60 bids
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September 27, 2005 @ 8:28 am
· Filed under Random
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What exactly is virtual fruit? Dunce is betting it's nothing more than a picture of fruit… funny enough, if you really wanted a picture of fruit you could just google the fruit you wanted and download a mass of pictures… but that would be too hard, so instead just buy the picture from this guy. SHEEP, all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: \$0.99
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September 27, 2005 @ 8:22 am
· Filed under Mystery
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If I promised you a car that got great gas mileage, and had low miles… what would you pay for it. What? You want to know what kind of car, what year it was made, what color? No, I am not going to tell you those things until you pay me. But, I'll tell you what I'll do. You can have the title of Titan of eBay. Sound good? |
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September 27, 2005 @ 8:15 am
· Filed under Celebrity Tokens
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If God want to talk to you, it is historically done in a very flashy and impressive manner. We're talking burning bush, flooding the world, brimstone… that type of thing. Has God gone lazy? Why, now, are his communications appearing through imaged in food! Come on God, you can do better than that. |
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This auction has ended Selling Price: $0.99 0 bids
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