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For shiny new braces

When your daughter needs new braces, what do you do? Well, you sell something on eBay to help finance the these new tooth straightening devices. What can you sell? Tickets to the first fitting perhaps? How about some thank you notes? Yep, if you buy this auction, you get a thank you note!
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Penis Enlargment Pills

Ok folks, I am going to paraphrase the very funny Lewis Black here: Who are these people that think they can take a pill and make their penis bigger? The only people who should be buying this pill are people who are trying to feed it to their penis! Seriously though, stop emailing me about penis enlargement pills. I am happy with my manhood!
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Selling Price: \$3.95

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Come and Visit Me

As best I can tell, this auction is for the right to go and visit the seller in Toronto, Canada. I am not saying that I'm not a fan our Toronto, but why would I want to pay you for the right to go and visit you. I don't even know you! You could be a serial killer who prays on insane people who bid on these type of auctions.
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Selling Price: $152.50
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WebCam auction

There is a web cam setup for this auction. If you win the auction, you get advertising rights on the video feed for this sellers next auction. You also get the copyrights to this crazy picture of a psp and an iPod. I think there is also a a mystery item under wraps in the video feed… where do you people come up with this stuff?
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To0 much free time

Talk about having too much time on your hands… these guys made a giant plastic cup ball! On the other hand, there are lots of things you can do with a giant cup ball. Wear it as a hat, for instance, or have a lively game of human bowling. Let's just hope their boss does not check out this site, or we might not get any new cool time wasters from them.
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Selling Price: $41.00
13 bids

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