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Archive for August, 2005



Celebrity Picnic

Oh boy, a real live invitation to a celebrity picnic. Well, it's sorta a celebrity picnic, because the only celebs that are sure to come are cardboard cutouts… SO if you really want to hand out with carboard cutouts of David Boreanaz and Angelina Jolie, this this party is for you.
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Denture display

When The Dunce meets someone, the first thing that I do is check their teeth for advertisements! Ok, so that’s not really what I do, but maybe if this auction makes some good money that will become the socially acceptable thing to do! Google, are you listening? This is going to be the new ad frontier.
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Selling Price: $500.00
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Devil Coin

The promise is that this coin is the entrance ticket to a meeting with the devil. So if you want to meet the devil, so he can offer you a sweet deal in return for eternal damnation of your soul…buy this coin. If you don't love the idea of eternal damnation, check out the auction and laugh at the crazy people who believe this stuff!
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Selling Price: $36.02
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Lawyers fees

What do you do when you need money? Take a loan, get a credit card, ask your parents… NO! Put something completely worthless up for sale and hope that people buy it because they want to help you. Buy a Lego brick from this man, so he can pay his lawyers…well I suppose it's as good a cause as any!
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Traveling Trenchcoat

This trenchcoat has actually traveled. Check the auction, you can see all the places in Hawaii this coat has been. So if you are planning to make a trip to Hawaii, take this coat. It will make a great tour guide! Maybe the coat would like to go somewhere else too though…
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Selling Price: $100.00
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