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60 Gallons of Gas

What is the price of gas in your town? It's 3.04 here, but I know its higher elsewhere! Everyone is feeling the pinch, especially this woman. She is selling 60 gallons of gas at 3.09/gallon, to help finance her vacation. Thats right folks, you can buy her gas for her. Is'nt that exciting?
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Used pacemaker

Wow, it was in a gorilla? You know that as a society, we have real problems when our animals start having heart problems that require pacemakers. What is even scarier than that though is the fact that someone is now selling one of these animal pacemakers on eBay. I am just speechless.
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Selling Price: $5.50
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Scary bra auction

Well, this auction is very disturbing. It’s a traveling bra auction, but that's not the disturbing part. What is really messed up is the pictures plastered all over the auction of some crazy guy wearing this huge bra. Make no mistake, it's HUGE. I think it's a G cup…
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Selling Price: $50.01
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Stuffed roadkill

This thing was once road kill. Now its stuffed and mounted. That means that someone ran this thing over, then that same someone (or a different someone) stopped and went back for it. They picked it up and said, "Hey, this would look great on the mantle!" Wow, I don't even know how I feel about that!
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Selling Price: $31.00
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Dead Ducky

The Dunce got tricked. The title/picture for this auction had me thinking… "well maybe it's a dumb auction, who would shoot a rubber ducky?" Then I took a look, its another one of those misspelled eBay items schemes. The Dunce does not need software to mis-spell words, I type in misspelled searches all the time.
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Selling Price: \$11.95

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