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Archive for July, 2005



Pie gag

This gag just never gets old. The Dunce loves throwing pies at people. It just makes a huge mess all over the place. I never would have thought I would be able to pie people from long range!
I would definitely pie all three people!
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Selling Price: $202.50
45 bids

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Blank CD-R, not so blank

Ok, so when this seller went to burn a CD, he found his blank media already had something on it. Weird, for sure! Whatever is on that CD, he is selling it. Now here is where it gets really dumb… people are buying it for well over $1! Why do you people insist on buying incredibly meaningless things.
Maybe its a list of names, and credit card numbers…
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Selling Price: $31.00
22 bids

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Oompa Loompa mystery box

Those Oompa Loompas are some scary people. They are all tiny and evil, and they had this crazy mystery box. What a great story to disguise what is still just a mystery auction. You are still bidding on something that you don't know what it is!!
and its still crazy to bid on something when you don't know what it is
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Unsliced Bread

This auction is the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's unsliced bread! You can slice it yourself. No more wimpy thin slices for you. You can slice it as thick as you want.
It sure is wonder bread… wonderfully thick
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Selling Price: $1.00
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Eco freindly mystery auction

This mystery auction is eco freindly because the envelope being used is made from recycled products. Now isn't that great for the environment? Just in time for back to school season… at least that is what is says on the auction. I know I will be buying little Dunce's school supplies via mystery auction!
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