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Archive for July, 2005



Lego mosaic, Connan O’Brien

The Dunce thinks this might be the most striking piece of artwork I have ever seen. My hat is off… This mosaic is comprised completely of legos! Best part is, it really looks like him. Wonder if this will get mentioned on his show? Think this would look good hanging on his wall?
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Selling Price: $1010.00
27 bids

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UPS truck on toast

You know what is really crazy? This piece of toast popped out of the toaster, then this seller toasted 7 more loaves of bread to try and get a repeat. That means that this auction is basically paying for the 7 loaves of bread.
The Dunce would have stopped at the third failed try
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Selling Price: $20.00
6 bids

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Elephant dropping

Ok, its not poop. Its just an pancake that happens to have dropped in the shape of an elephant. Yes, its true… this is just another auction with the sole purpose of proving that you can sell anything on eBay.
The Dunce bets it will sell, cause you CAN sell anything on eBay
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Selling Price: $0.99
1 bids

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Kick my ball sack

This auction was just too funny! The title, the description…too bad he is just selling his old hackysack. The Dunce would have paid good money to actualy be allowed to kick him in the balls!
In the words of the mighty Cartman:

Wanna Roe Sham Beau? I get to go first!

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Selling Price: $27.00
16 bids

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NYC Police Cruiser

Isn't it a crime to steal a police cruiser? If thats not a crime, then The Dunce is sure that selling a stolen police cruiser on eBay is! Better not bid on this one guys, it might be a sting opperation! Oh yeah, and there is a little mystery price if you win. Toss in a mystery prize and the auction always gets more exciting.
Don't tell anyone, but I think this might be a model police cruiser
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Selling Price: $11.65
9 bids

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