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Traveling Walking Stick

This auction supports a good cause, but it is still good an weird. The face carved into this walking stick is just a little scary. It kinda reminds The Dunce of an Ent. You know, the giant walking/talking tress in Lord of the Rings. But really, the weirdness comes because this is yet another traveling auction!
Thanks Nlrebel, for bringing us this wonderfuly insane concept
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Selling Price: $100.00
21 bids

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Tie the knot with her

Now eBay can add this to its long list of uses: fake marriage broker. It's like Vegas, you just hand someone some money and then you're married. Only, its better than Vegas, because when you sober up there is no need for an annulment.
So lets all get drunk and help this woman tie the knot
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Selling Price: $27.00
18 bids

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1 lb of pot… totally legal!

What do you do when you find a whole pound of pot under your kids bed? You confiscate it, of course. Then you yell at your kid, ground them till they are 40, and go to your room and make use of it yourself! Ok, ok… so its just a clay pot, and not marijuana, but I had you going there….
This pot is not really the smoking type
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Selling Price: $146.50
26 bids

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Traveling Pants, back again

These pants have made it to three homes now. Three signatures and counting… the pants are now selling for well over $500. Does anyone out there realize that these are just your standard jeans, with the signatures of normal people on them?
Now if The Dunce were to sign them…I bet they would sell for at least 3 grand
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Selling Price: $1010.00
25 bids

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Mystery gift, real estate

This is the second auction from this seller. The first time, he claims that although the mystery auction ended bidding at $3100, he still gave the winner a piece of real estate as the bonus gift! How can you give away $8000 dollar real estate for $3100 bucks.
I believe we are dealing with stolen real estate here!
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