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Yummy Cheezits

Win this auction and you get a box of cheez-its. It is not explicit if the box contains the actual food, or if its empty. There is your first gamble. So don't bid if you really want the cheez-its, just go to the grocery store instead. Now if you are interested in finding out what the bonus mystery gift is… THEN YOU'RE NUTS!
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Selling Price: $46.00
33 bids

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Cotton ball gag order

If this cotton ball sells, then Nlrebel can talk to his friends and family about eBay. If this cotton ball does not sell, then he signs a gag order. The Dunce just has one thing to say. WHY IS THIS SELLING? Its a cotton ball people!
You can buy a whole bag of cotton balls for $1.99 at CVS
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Super custom goped

It has a shiny walnut finish, freshly waxed paint job, and some clean grip tape! Wow, all its missing is a dvd navigation system and some 20 inch chrome rims! Then it will be a real pimped out goped. So other than some cosmetics, no really so custom!
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Selling Price: $163.05
30 bids

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White t-shirt

[Insert ad here]. Thats the name of the game here. You win the bidding on this auction. Then they put your advertisment onto the t-shirt, and sell it on a second auction. The Dunce will give em this… given it a lot of thought! A t-shirt with an add on it is not revolutionary though.
Print your add on an elephant, then have the elephant dance on the White House lawn. Thats original
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Selling Price: \$10.00

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Guess what this is

Come on, guess… Rather than spending money on some mysterious assortment of items with some unknow (but really high, we swear!) value, you are now bidding on a very specific item. You know exactly what it looks like… you just don't know what it is. I think it looks like an icing spreader…
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Selling Price: $50.00
2 bids

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