Archive for June, 2005
June 26, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
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%The television is a marvelous invention, but it would be nothing without its perpetual accomplice, the remote control. What man does not come home after a long day at work, and pick up the remote to watch a little television? Maybe we fall asleep sometimes, but can't you women just forgive us for our exhaustion?
This woman really really wants to torture her husband. She is selling his remote! She considers this vengeance for his many hours asleep on the couch. This poor guy works a 12 hour day, then comes home and passes on the couch. His wife wants to take away his one refuge from the outside world.
All men of the world, The Dunce is calling on you to unite! Lets get the bidding so high, he can buy a really nice new shiny remote! |
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Selling Price: $4.25
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June 25, 2005 @ 7:51 pm
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Have you ever really wanted to get back at someone and not known how? When is the last time you really though someone had it coming? Well now you can fart on them from artillery cannon range!
Just buy one of the fart-a-friend packages and they will mail a stink bomb cleverly disguised as a perfume sample to anyone you choose.
Sorry to all those pranksters out there though, you cannot send it anonymously… Whomever you send this to, will know you sent it!
So go ahead, fart on your friends |
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June 25, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
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Would you like a picture of this person’s behind? She happens to have a very nice one, and she is selling a photograph of it.
Now, interestingly enough she has already placed a number of pictures of her butt up on the eBay auction. So The Dunce just wants to say… if you want a picture, don't buy one. Just download the ones she has already provided for you.
I guess, if you're a real hornball… then maybe you want a higher quality picture. These low quality ones don't blow up to life size very well.
In the immortal words of Sir Mix-a-lot, I like big butts and I cannot lie… |
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June 24, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
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What would you do if you could own one hour of this guy's time? While you are thinking about that… take a look at this auction. He is selling his time. You can buy him and ask him to do whatever you want for one hour.
This guy is hoping that some nice desperate housewives will buy him and use him. Guess what buddy… Eva Longoria will not be sleeping with you any time soon. The Dunce bets he has a better chance of a lonely 80 year old widow bidding on him than Eva Longoria doing it….
Good luck to ya anyway, buddy |
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June 24, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
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Up for auction today is the worlds oldest rubber band! Ok, ok … so it's not really the oldest, but its still pretty old. I always break my rubber bands when I am trying to shoot them at people, so I don't think that I have a rubber band that is more than maybe one year old. That is about how often I go through a bag of them.
So I think this 50 year old rubber band is pretty impressive.
I doubt this one would shoot very far though |
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Selling Price: $1.75
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