Archive for June, 2005
June 28, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
· Filed under Random
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Reading about this auction just makes you want to help this little guy out. What a responsible young man! I just have to post this one up here. I know that every mother thinks that their son's crayon scribbles are the most beautiful thing in the world, but this is going too far. Little Joey (the young artist) has drawn up a picture book full of pokemon. He is selling his book on eBay. By buying it you are helping him buy an art desk for his room. I suppose you are also helping out his mom because he will stop drawing all over the kitchen table.
The Dunce will put his children's art work on the fridge, not random eBay auctions |
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Selling Price: $21.51
21 bids
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June 27, 2005 @ 10:22 pm
· Filed under Cars
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The color, the wheels — you think it just can't possible get any worse. But no, you were wrong. This car has hydraulics on every corner. It'll lean, it'll jump, it'll dance. It'll do everything except make your coffee and give you a back rub. Maybe it'll give you a back rub, who knows. All I know is that when it comes to my car, I'll take something with a little more class.
Not my cup of tea, but hey, maybe you'll like it. |
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Selling Price: $5150.00
2 bids
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June 27, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
· Filed under Mystery
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I think this man may have found a legitimate way to sell himself on eBay. It seems this man is very athletic, has a good medical history, and is perhaps a little bit on the short side. So come, all you lonely women with sterile husbands, and bid on this man's sperm (It seems to be anyones guess as to the method of delivery).
The Dunce would just like to point out… you are paying for contact information, not the actual sperm. But one would assume that this guy would be all to happy to give you some of his sperm if you asked.
Maybe not though, maybe this is just a mean joke that is getting played on some poor guy. The winner of the auction might get the contact info of a man who is indeed as described, but does not know he is for sale, so to speak, on eBay. I can just picture how that conversation will go. "Yes, this is Jim… You are excited about what? Slow down. My what? Excuse me… what are you talking about… ok, this is absurd… um, What are you measurements? OH, I mean, um, I think there has been a mistake"
So to be clear… auction is for a phone number, not sperm. Thats how they keep it legal under eBay's regulations. So don't go getting too excited! |
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June 27, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
· Filed under Toast
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Oh my goodness… I could not believe my eyes when I saw it!! When this guy made his morning toast, it popped out of the toaster just plain toast. There was not a specter or image appearing on anywhere on it! How refreshing… The Dunce has not seen a simple, regular piece of toast in a long long time.
Three cheers for regular toast! |
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Selling Price: $1.00
1 bids
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June 27, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
· Filed under Random
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Just because Golden Palace ran around buying up all the dumb auctions it could find, to get some publicity, does not mean that you can get bidding on your stupid auctions by mentioning their name in the listing.
The Dunce has seen many cheap attempts to get bids. I will even give this seller some credit for making an attempt at a creative background story, but this item is just a cheap attempt to make some money and a poor one at that.
So this Cheeto is supposed to be shaped like (thats right, i said SHAPED LIKE!!) a cane that goldenpalace.com bought because it was supposedly haunted. Now this seller claims that this Cheeto looks like that ghost cane, and that it is also haunted.
it doesn't even look that much like the haunted cane |
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Selling Price: $9.00
7 bids
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