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Poor little guy. He hit a golf ball through a window. Then his evil step mom has grounded him and is selling his prized golf ball on eBay. She hopes to recoup the cost of the broken window.
The Dunce would bid just to help get this poor young soul out of his cage. Anyone want to call Social Services? |
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Now if there is one thing that The Dunce would think nobody would ever want to buy, it would have to be used breast implants. However, it appears I was wrong again. Not only will people pay for used breast implants (if they come from a porn star), but they will pay a pretty good price for them.
These implants (previously implanted in Penelope Black Diamond, a European porn star) will be shipped to your doorstep, autographed by Ms. Diamond herself! But the story does not end there, you are not just getting one pair of implants. You are getting three implants. Two 1200 cc silicon implants and one 3600 cc one. You would get the other 3600 cc implant, but it was popped during removal… sorry fellas. Oh yeah, and I almost forgot. Ladies, these are not intended for re-implantation. So think you are getting a good rate on a new pair of breasts here, cause these are strictly display items only. Do you think they feel like real breasts when you have your eyes closed? |
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So as crazy as this sounds. A husband and wife made a bet with each other about who'd body part would get the most votes. The wife is selling an 8×10 of her ass. The husband is selling an 8×10 of his hairy chest. Whoever gets the most bids, wins.
Ok, so here is kicker. The guy has his shirt off for his pic (obviously), and the wife has jeans on in her pic. So the wife keeps getting requests to take a more revealing picture! Who would have guessed that one, right? Here is the husband's auction Cast your vote! |
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If you frequent dumbauctions.com then you have seen more than a few mystery auctions where the seller had promised untold amounts of cash. Well, here is a seller who wants to sell you a domain name with reference to all these crazy auctions.
Apparently Weird Al Yankovitch has produced a song making fun of all the dumb eBay auctions out there. So the title of his song–I bought it on eBay. An now we all have the chance to bid on the domain name that matches the song. Visit this auction and if you have flash installed you can hear the whole song. He has it set up to play for you. I wonder if he is going to get sued by the RIAA for illegal reproduction of copyrighted music. You will also get the Weird Al CD with his song on it, and a page with the lyrics to it. On top of that, you get a domain name perfect for tracking all sorts of weird ebay auctions. So what The Dunce wants to know is… who in their right mind would want to keep track of all this stuff? Oh um… I mean who else besides me would? contact the RIAA to report this seller for pirating music! |
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We accept credit card, check, or money order. For the low low price of just $19.95 we will tell you your future. But don't worry, the whole thing is completely anonymous. I don't need to know your name, your number, your age, your height or anything else about you really. I won't ask for your picture, and you do not need to come visit me in my little tent. There are no crystal balls or magic tea leaves here! In fact the only information I need from you to read your future is your credit card number, and your email address…
The Dunce smells a scam. How can you read someone's future without first pretending to see lines in their palm, and then flipping cards in some random order? Better yet, how can you read someone's future without at least having some kind of legitimate communication with which to read their reactions? I guess if you are willing to pay 20 smackers for a psychic reading by email you will believe anything anyway… |
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