Dumb Auctions
New: Auctions submission page! tell The Dunce about your auction.

Featured Auctions

Featured Auction
Featured Auction
Featured Auction
Featured Auction
Only $6 per feature! Buy one HERE

In the spirit of the Weird Al Yankovitch song, The eBay Song, the dumbest auctions from all over eBay. In the annals of DumbAuctions.com you will find mystery boxes that sold for thousands of dollars, jars of celebrity air, people who sold ad space on their bodies, pieces of toast with images of Michael Jackson, and all kinds of bizarre auctions that you would not believe. Check out our archives for stupid auctions about pimped out golf carts, a weird apple shaped like a butt, crazy traveling auctions worth hundreds of dollars, and all kinds of other strange auctions that you would not believe!


Newest auctions:

Ipod Parts

When your parents find out you are not doing well in school, they are usually very angry. But do they usually smash your ipod? I love my ipod, I use it all the time. It cost me 300 bucks, and if my dad smashed it, he would get a big wupping! So do you feel like helping this guy buy a new ipod? What he is asking is that someone pay enough for his broken one that he can buy a new one. Yeah, that is going to happen!
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $16.00
23 bids

Comments (6)

Darth Penis

More than a little disturbing, this auction is for a penis roll-play game kit. You can turn your penis into a Darth Penis. In case you did not know what a Darth Penis was, it is a horrible spoof on the famous Starwars character! Apparently there are people out there who are not satisfied with their penises and need to dress them up like movie characters.

You see, this is what makes America great! You can sell this kit, because it is satire and protected under copyright law. I can write this post because of the first amendment and no censor can stop me. You can boycott my website if it offends you because in America, everybody can do whatever they want!

Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $3.25
4 bids

Comments (3)

Nothing

An auction about nothing. What a novel Idea! Dunce read over this auction three times and I still can not figure out what it is about. From what I can tell, this guy is very upset that nLrebel is going to stop his eBaying… so he has decided that the void must be filled and he is going to fill it. After all there are a tun of eBay junkies out there who have to get their daily fix of mystery auctions, traveling auctions, bizarre auctions, weird auctions, and celebrity auctions or they just can't functions.

So I say, hooray for this guy. He is a hero to the masses.

Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $6.57
6 bids

Comments (2)

Playing Games

The problem with making money from mystery auctions on eBay is that you have to have a little something that is worth some money to sell. Ok, so that is not really true. You could take a poop, put it in a box, and sell it as a "super valuable" mystery auction…

If you are short on cash though, steal this guy's idea. He is going to send every person who purchases an item from his auction a number. Then at the end of the auction he will select one of the numbers at random and pay that person half the proceeds of the auction. He is selling 10,000 tickets at $2.50, so buy away! Maybe you will win $125,000 dollars. How is that for return on investment?

Don't you love how eBay is singlehandedly usurping the lottery by allowing people to offer their own lotteries? It's wonderful how many new and amazing functions eBay fulfills everyday!

Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has been removed from eBay

Comments (2)

Sing a Song

Don't you love getting prank phone calls? No, well how about tell-a-marketers? Oh, ok… um, what if you got a call from some random kid you just paid a bunch of money and he started singing something you told him to? Ok, so it could be worth a couple of laughs. But what if the kid is a really bad singer. He could be bad enough to shatter all the glass in the vicinity of the phone. But, hey, that is just a risk you will have to take I guess.
Watch this auctionView this auction Send this auction to a friend!
This auction has ended
Selling Price: $4.97
4 bids

Comments (2)

Previous Dumb Auctions »